Dear Cottage Cheese Ceiling,
It is time to bid you farewell. I cannot say that I will miss you. You always had many, many spider webs hanging from you. I cannot believe that anyone ever thought it was a good idea to place you on a ceiling, you look much better in a garbage bag in the dumpster. You lived a long life, 32 years is much longer than you should have hung around. I cannot say that I will miss you, farewell and I’m glad I will never meet you again.
Sincerely,
Lani
